Naughty Owl

Naughty Pooping Owl

Poem 1
This Owl is wise beyond compare,
The product of higher learning.

His wisdom he will gladly share
With anyone discerning.

Since you have shown the intellect
To join his brainy group.

The wise old owl will share with you
His smart old owlish poop.

Poem 2
The Owl is oft a symbol
Of scholarly pursuits
That opens doors into the world
Of three-piece business suits.

But since the jobs for your degree
Have all but flown the coop,
This symbol’s only guarantee
Is tasty owl poop.

Instructions

		Materials: Two square of craft felt (Brown & Black) Tape Stabilizer Thread Poop Chocolate Covered Raisins
Sew Back First 1. Hoop stabilizer.	2. Place piece of brown felt on top of frame	3. Sew first color in brown, trim about 1/8 from stitching. Sew next color in brown.
4. Place black felt on top for hat. Sew next color in black.Trim 1/8 to stitching sew next color in black.	5.Remove Design from hoop trim and set aside. Sew Front 6. Sew front the same as back. Stopping before sewing out last two satin stitch outlines.	7. Remove frame from machine but do not remove design from hoop. Place back to front with back sides together and tape.
8.Change bobbin thread to match top thread. 9. Sew out last two colors.	10. Trim around edges .	11. To make tassel. Wind thread around 4 fingers about 30 times.
12. Slip off hand and tie a knot on one end and trim loose end.	13. Hand sew tassel onto hat.	14. Fill with owl poop, print out poem and give away to your naughty friends.